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**Don Dunderhead Looks for Love**
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*Story, visuals, and audio design by Chloe*
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Will the real Dunderhead present himself?
(No hiding from the authorities!)
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[[A]]
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[[B]]
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[[C]]
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[[D]]
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[[The love story of Don Dunderhead begins.]]sound.effect.Gun3.url: 'https://alienjupiter.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/rifle-burst-fire-c-www.fesliyanstudios.com_.mp3'
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[[Restart]]
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[[Restart]]Don Dunderhead is lonely. Does love [[beckon]]? Or, is Love [[thwarted]]?The other members of the family kidnap Dunderhead, lock him up in a dungeon and throw away the key.
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Does Dunderhead [[steal]], [[read]], or [[ponder]]?Don Dunderhead steals a cellphone from a sentry and continues his search for love on findr. Alas, the authorities always on the lookout for the whereabouts of Dunderhead, use the data <a href="https://www.uiucgeo.org/news/2020/8/14/covid-19-impact-bargaining-updates">collection</a> mechanisms of findr and bring Dunderhead in. Locked up, Dunderhead starts researching the implications of digital <a href="https://us.nttdata.com/en/case-studies/rokmetro-client-story">privacy</a>. He grapples with the requirement that one of his many nieces attending university is required to participate and download the <a href="https://www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2020/8/3/stop-contact-tracing-app-scorecard-illinois">Safer Community</a> app by <a href="https://www.rokmetro.com/">Rokmetro</a> , available for free through the Apple App Store and Google Play Store. Dunderhead decides to boycott modern technology and [[read a book]].
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[[OO! Something shiny]]
Don Dunderhead asks of himself, “Must I love myself, replete with unfathomable faults, before I can love another? Staring at the blank walls of his room, Dunderhead contemplates the idea of the value of nothingness. He is consumed with the idea. He picks up <a href="https://www.unl.edu/prodmgr/NRT/Tao%20Te%20Ching%20-%20trans.%20by%20J.H..%20McDonald.pdf">*The Tao Te Ching*</a> and realizes the world does not revolve around [[himself]]. Don Dunderhead steals a cellphone from a sentry and continues his search for love on findr. Alas, the authorities always on the lookout for the whereabouts of Dunderhead, use the data <a href="https://www.uiucgeo.org/news/2020/8/14/covid-19-impact-bargaining-updates">collection</a> mechanisms of findr and bring Dunderhead in. Locked up, Dunderhead starts researching the implications of digital <a href="https://us.nttdata.com/en/case-studies/rokmetro-client-story">privacy</a>. He grapples with the requirement that one of his many nieces attending university is required to participate and download the <a href="https://www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2020/8/3/stop-contact-tracing-app-scorecard-illinois">Safer Community</a> app by <a href="https://www.rokmetro.com/">Rokmetro</a> , available for free through the Apple App Store and Google Play Store. Dunderhead decides to boycott modern technology[[...]]
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After years of keeping his enemies too close for comfort, Don Dunderhead, Capo dei Capo, Mafia Boss of all Sardines off the waters of Sardinia, tackles love. As with all, looks can be deceiving, and sizing up [[love]] is no easy task.
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In the end, Don Dunderhead learns to play the guitar. Love songs are his forte.
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Don Dunderhead went on to read and reread <a href="http://jolineblais.net/nmd443/wp-content/uploads/the-visit-friedrich-durrenmattpdf_compress-1.pdf">*The Visit*</a> by Duerrenmatt. He became increasingly [[agitated]] about the themes the author explores – greed and the amputation of love.
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After a rather exhausting fishing expedition, Don Dunderhead narrows his search for love to three bodies of water.
[[Northern Pacific]]
[[Antarctica]]
[[European Waters]]In the Northern Pacific while part of a task force committed to cleaning the plastic of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Dunderhead meets the captivating but at times capricious Squid Pro Quo. He observes her resolve and dedication as Squid Pro Quo cleans away. Dunderhead asks her out. They enjoy each other’s company, sharing similar values and work ethics. How will their story end?
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[[Dinner is always a good way to go.]]
[[It takes two to Tango.]]
[[Would we know that love exists without being told it exists?]]Dunderhead decides to go to Art Swim, an alternative art space exhibit. An installation piece catches his eye, a piece of seaweed duct taped to a wall. Dunderhead is quite perplexed and looks for the artist. The artist, Krilla, gives meaning to the work which leaves Dunderhead even more perplexed. But the way Krilla moves her pleopods is so mesmerizing that Dunderhead asks her out. They date until...
[[Things become **dodgy**.]]
[[Things become **dodgier**.]]
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Ready to leave the Sardine Ball, Dunderhead stops. Out of the corner of his eye Dunderhead spots a vision of loveliness, Sally Sardine. Pick your plot.
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[[Tinker]]
[[Better lock your door]]
[[“Cogito ergo sum.”]]
[[Waa Waa]]…takes Squid Pro Quo out to dinner at his favorite Japanese restaurant to determine [[compatibility.]] Don Dunderhead explores a mutually beneficial relationship with Squid Pro Quo. Squid Pro Quo wants the original copy of <a href="https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Research+priorities+for+robust+and+beneficial+artificial+intelligence%3A...-a0439635265">“Research priorities for Robust and Beneficial Artificial Intelligence: An Open Letter”</a>
and Dunderhead, well, he wants love. Together the two exploit “give and take”, one fulfilling one enjoying. They scratch each other’s back to death. The End.
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[[Restart]]Dunderhead and Squid Pro Quo realize love is not all it is cracked up to be. So, they take turns reading to each other the stories of Inanna, The Illiad, and Romeo and Juliet. Squid Pro Quo starts collecting books and ignores Don Dunderhead. Don Dunderhead shuns the newly converted bibliophile, realizes he cannot please her fish-booty anymore, and resumes his search for his Companion-in-Arms.
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Dunderhead and Squid Pro Quo staring into each other’s eyes, do not notice Mobster the Lobster lurking behind the kitchen doors. Mobster the Lobster is jealous of the budding communion as he has always wanted Squid Pro Quo for himself. He rushes out, captures Squid Pro Quo, and puts her on the menu. Don Dunderhead, devastated but not beaten, resumes his search for his Companion-in-Arms.
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{embed passage: 'continue'}Sally Sardine seduces Don Dunderhead. Don Dunderhead mistakenly thinks lust and love are the same. Don Dunderhead’s lust grows, [[Sally Sardine is not enough.]]
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Diogenes the Consilgiere, tired of all the love mush, gives the couple a rare first edition signed by the author copy of “Love in the Western World” by Denis de Rougemont. The book is deep, and reads like an anti-love potion. Don Dunderhead and Sally Sardine gradually fall out of love. They grow old and die, never looking for love again.
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After time, they have a baby. And this is when they understand what love means. It is sacrifice and hardship and delight. It is watching their child grow, not placing that child on a pedestal, and not seeing their child as an extension of themselves but as an extension of all humanity. A humanity that might just evolve because through nature and nurture greed is seen as an evil. (The End)
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[[Restart]]Dunderhead starts eyeing the wives of family. As a result, he is whacked and becomes an ingredient for Mediterranean Casserole. The End.
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[[Restart]] As they stare upward, the movements of tiny krill along an unknown set of Cartesian coordinates mesmerize. The krill are Descartian Soldiers plotting a takeover. Sally Sardine is popped, while Don Dunderhead barely escapes with his life. Don Dunderhead resumes his search for the Companion-in-Arms.
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{embed passage: 'continue'}Dunderhead continues to look for what he wants in...
The [[Northern Pacific]]
[[Antarctica]]
The [[European Waters]]Don Dunderhead believes that love does not exist. They spend the rest of their lives trying to banish the Italian language from the Antarctic waters. The End.
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[[Restart]]Krilla, the naysayer, convinces Don Dunderhead that toilet paper is more important than love. On a fateful day, Don Dunderhead runs out of toilet paper, runs to the corner market, fills his basket with TP and while waiting to pay, reads the byline, “Love is Fins and Tales”. Don Dunderhead snaps out of his obsession and realizes that Krilla is in love with the idea of love and not in love with him. Love, Fuggedadoutit!
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[[Restart]]Don Dunderhead not only believes in love, but, the love of money. He double-crosses Krilla with a plateful of cannoli. Engrossed with cannoli, Krilla is oblivious as Don Dunderhead grabs Krilla’s stockpile of money which certainly will help cover his expenses as resumes his search for his Companion-in-Arms.
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