{"id":255,"date":"2016-10-25T15:27:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-25T15:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/?p=255"},"modified":"2016-12-01T02:38:07","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T02:38:07","slug":"look-at-this-snow-wow-its-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/look-at-this-snow-wow-its-cold\/","title":{"rendered":"Look At This Snow &#8211; Wow! It&#8217;s Cold!"},"content":{"rendered":"[aesop_chapter title=&#8221;Chapter 1: Oh My God Why Is It So Cold&#8221; subtitle=&#8221;Seriously though.&#8221; bgtype=&#8221;img&#8221; full=&#8221;on&#8221; bgcolor=&#8221;#888888&#8243; revealfx=&#8221;off&#8221;]\n<p>Snow!<\/p>\n<p>Wow, it&#8217;s so cold, haha!<\/p>\n<p>Noooooo thank you, you know what I mean? I don&#8217;t need this &#8211; I&#8217;m thinking maybe summer could stay for a while longer, haha!<\/p>\n[aesop_chapter title=&#8221;Chapter 2: I Might Be Getting Used To It&#8221; subtitle=&#8221;I&#8217;m still freezing, but it&#8217;s getting better.&#8221; bgtype=&#8221;img&#8221; full=&#8221;on&#8221; bgcolor=&#8221;#888888&#8243; revealfx=&#8221;off&#8221;]\n<p>Day 36.<\/p>\n<p>The snow yet remains, as far as the eye can see. I believe I&#8217;ve forgotten what warmth feels like, but I&#8217;ve begun to grow accustomed to my new frigid existence.<\/p>\n<p>There is power in this cold- it&#8217;s up to me to wield it.<\/p>\n[aesop_chapter title=&#8221;Chapter 3: I Have Mastered The Cold&#8221; subtitle=&#8221;It bends to my will like wheat to the sickle.&#8221; bgtype=&#8221;img&#8221; full=&#8221;on&#8221; bgcolor=&#8221;#888888&#8243; revealfx=&#8221;off&#8221;]\n<p>Day 392.<\/p>\n<p>Civilization has crumbled around me, but I yet remain. They fought the cold- but I mastered it. They sought to combat it, but I accepted it into my being and my form.<\/p>\n<p>The cold and I are one.<\/p>\n<p>The cold is all that remains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so cold! Is this the work of an evil wizard? It&#8217;s impossible to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","aesop-entry-content"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":303,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jolineblais.net\/tributaries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}